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Blondes have more fun...but Brunettes remember it the next day =P
O so corrupted SAM
Created on 2005-03-24 06:02:49 (#6552759), last updated 2005-07-09
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Basic Info| Name: | iamsamsamiam |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-03 |
| Location: | Miami, Florida, United States |
BioHi yall. Im sammy, I go to MAST Academy (woot woot!)**there are nice tanlined waterpolo asses to tap there** XD... and im weird. Well, that is, if u consider giving hands jobs to ur dog and taking 20 showers a day weird. Well, i like anything weird and i like to lend people my masterbating brush....i dont tell them what is the actual purpose of them holding the brush until they get a good grip on it. hehe =o)
P.S Do not masterbate with an open sharpie marker unless you want your insides metallic and only screw if the dude is willing to pull out some metal colored rod.
**cough cough** u know who u r!!!
P.s Watch Wondershowzen because that is the best damn show on the damn planet.
I adopted a cute lil' mummy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Zoolander is ridiculously good looking love.
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this_is_fucked
P.S Do not masterbate with an open sharpie marker unless you want your insides metallic and only screw if the dude is willing to pull out some metal colored rod.
**cough cough** u know who u r!!!
P.s Watch Wondershowzen because that is the best damn show on the damn planet.
I adopted a cute lil' mummy fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' Scotty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' poison fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Zoolander is ridiculously good looking love.
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this_is_fucked ConnectInterests (51):
beef jerky, being with my dog, bluemoon icecream ooooommmmgggg!!!!!!!!!showers, brunette products, bubblegum icecream, caramel frappucino, chanel, checkers fries, ciggs (sadly), clouds, community service, cooking spaghetti, cotton candy, dance revolution, dancing, drinking my heart out, extreme makeup, fluff, fuzzy rugs, gasolina, gay porn, guys making out, hair, hanging out, hawaii, hyenas(favorite animal), laughing, lingerie, lip gloss, making free money, music (my life), opa, orchids, phone, piano men, pink, school, shopping, showers!, sleeping, south park, the catwalk, trampoline, vicky secret stuff, violins, watching tv, waterpolo guys, white roses, wolves, wondershowzen, working out
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